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Like, if you have a problem I’ll sit there and politely pretend to listen with a smile and tell you you’re right they’re wrong and everything will be just dandy. It would be preferred if you know/willing to learn to what not put down the drain and also realizing that a small pond in the bathroom after showering is super not chill. Also, to be fair, as douchey as I look in that photo, I actually was candidly on the phone.